Guy Abandons - Been?... Oh! - collection.Comment of - I'm tired! For several years, I've been blaming it on middle age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air polution, saccarin, obesity, dieting, under-arm odour, yellow wax and other maladies which make you wonder if life is really worth living. But I've found out it isn't, I'm tired because I'm over-worked. The population of this country is 51 million, 21 million are retired, that leaves 30 million to do the work. There are 19 million in school, that leaves 11 million to do the work. Two million are unemployed, and 4 million are employed by the government, that leaves 5 million to do the work. One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work. Three million are employed by county borough councils, leaving one million to do the work. There are 620 thousand people in hospital and 379,998 people in prison, that leaves two people to do the work, you and me. You are sat on your butt reading this, no wonder I'm tired. Author unknown.
(Sunday, 16 December, 2018.)